Important Issue Topic: The Triple Double Oreo.

The Triple Double OREO will hit stores this summer. Contained in its three layers of crackery goodness are two bodacious layers of creme-- vanilla and chocolate. This phenomenon has been a rumor on Twitter for some time now (cool kids. justkidding.) and has recently been confirmed by Nabisco.

Some OREO purists question the integrity of this revolutionary cookie. However, I disagree with them. While this confectionary marvel may seem excessive, it could be worse. Not only do you get the joy of a single Doublestuf OREO; you get the joy of two at once, all while eliminating one of those pesky chocolate crackers. (if that makes any sense at all.) Once fairs begin to deep-fry the Triple Double, then we will all be obese. Until then, come camp out with me at Target while they unload them from the trucks this summer.